11.05.08
Posted in Canadian life, Family, Politics at 1:45 pm by ducky
Several people have asked me, “So are you and Jim moving back to California now?”
The answer is “No, not yet. Maybe never.”
I had six reasons to move to Canada:
- I was devastated that my fellow Americans could elect G.W. Bush for a second term. That said to me that my fellow Americans and I were not at all on the same page, and that maybe I didn’t belong in the US.
- I was upset at how my government shredded civil liberties for both citizens (e.g., illegal wiretapping) and non-citizens (e.g., torture and abuse).
- I was unnerved by an almost willful neglect/disinterest in some major, fundamental structural problems in the US and Californian economies. In particular, the US has been, as Lloyd Bentsen famously put it in a 1988 VP debate, been “writing hot checks” for a very long time: spending a lot but not paying enough in taxes to support those costs.
- UBC was more nurturing than Stanford, my other choice for grad school.
- We have lots of relatives close to Vancouver, just across the border in Bellingham.
- Canada’s health system is not tied to employment. It is highly likely that we will, at some point, earning money but not be employed. Living in Canada, that’s not a problem. (Like right now. I’m looking for work and Jim is consulting.) Living in the US, that might be a problem.
The fact that my compatriots turned out in such droves for Obama lessens the feeling that I am out of step with the rest of America. I was shocked and appalled by the divisive tactics used by the McCain/Palin campaign, but enormously heartened at the number of Republicans who have publicly voiced being likewise shocked and appalled. So Obama’s election knocks off #1 pretty well.
I have finished my graduate degree, so #4 is off the list.
Our families are still in Bellingham. We could move to Seattle and be slightly closer to our families, but California would be quite a bit farther away. So #5 favours Vancouver or Seattle, but still disfavours California.
I think Obama will probably make #2 better. Issuing an executive order banning torture at one minute past noon on Jan 20, 2009 would be a good start, but to see how he does on #2, I’ll have to see him govern.
Likewise, on #3, I won’t know if he will make things better until I see him govern. However, it’s not likely that he will be able to avoid “hot checks” in his term because of the horrible horrible financial problems. He also can’t do much about California’s problems due to Prop 13.
There are more factors to consider now.
Ducky Watching Election Returns
- I like many things about Canada and Vancouver.
- I have friends here. (It was really nice to watch the election last night surrounded by a bunch of friends!)
- It is really cool to live in the heart of downtown. We are able to walk to everything (so much so that we only use our car about twice per month).
- I like, in theory, that there is skiing so close. We have season passes this year to a mountain that we can see from our apartment. It takes about 30 minutes to drive there.
- By and large, Canadian government services have far better customer service than in California. It takes me about twenty minutes to renew my Social Insurance Number (like a Social Security Number in the US). It took me about fifteen minutes to move my driver’s license to BC.
- It is not a perfect fit.
- In particular, I still have ambitions to change the world, while I think Vancouver puts more value on having fun. I’m trying to get the “fun” attitude, but it’s swimming upstream for me. (Hopefully the ski passes this winter will help!) Silicon Valley is all about changing the world, and so that is a huge magnet attracting me south.
- I don’t like maple syrup, I have never played hockey, and I thought Anne of Green Gables was a boring book. I did not spend many years steeped in the Canadian cultural stew, absorbing the Canadian value system, shared experiences, and etiquette. I will never be fully Canadian. (At the same time, the longer I stay in Canada, the less time I spend in the American cultural stew; the less American I become.)
- Somewhat to my surprise, I discovered that I still love my country.
- I am growing to love Canada.
- I haven’t found a job yet.
So. Will I return to the ever return to the US? To California? I’m not sure.
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Posted in Canadian life, Gay rights, Politics at 11:39 am by ducky
To all my GLBT friends in California who want to live somewhere that respects them, there’s always Canada.
Canada wants immigrants. Here’s the funny version; here’s the serious version.
Do think carefully, however. Canada is not the US. There are some
subtle but important differences in the culture, outlook, and
priorities. They are not better or worse in one country or the other,
they are different. Exceptions: it is easier to shop in the US and the
Canadian governments have better customer service.
If you are thinking about emigrating to British Columbia, I’d be happy to talk to you about it.
Update: Here’s a blog post by an American lesbian talking about what it’s like to live in a country where she and her partner are fully completely legally married.
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10.30.08
Posted in Art, Canadian life, review at 9:01 pm by ducky
I got a ticket to Interesting Vancouver from Boris Mann, who uh reminded me that I owed him a recap in exchange. That’s a perfectly perfectly reasonable request, but that message didn’t sink in ahead of time, so I didn’t take notes or try very hard to remember. I’ll do a dump on my impressions, but you should note that I seemed to have been grumpy that evening, perhaps because I didn’t have enough dinner.
- James Sherret from AdHack: I was about 10 minutes late, so missed his talk completely.
- Darren Barefoot, laptopbedouin.com: I came in in the middle. Darren was basically waxing rhapsodic about the value/joy of telecommuting from other countries for multiple months at a time. His message seemed to be “go, it’ll be fun, you’ll learn, it won’t cost as much as you think, what do you have to lose?”
- When I was younger, I wouldn’t have found anything at all wrong with that message. I would had little patience for old farts telling me (or anyone) that I should grow up and start being responsible blah blah blah. However, now that I am older and have seen how health issues can trash a life, I would suggest more caution, particularly for people who are citizens of countries without socialized medicine. Part of “being responsible” is saving away the money that you will need for later. When you lose your job. When you can’t work because of your illness. When your partner can’t work. When your mother has a heart attack. When your kid needs rehab. You might be fine now, but someday you won’t be. Running off to live in a third-world country probably increases your risk of illness, complications, accidents, and/or violence at least slightly. It also cuts you off from your family — the same family that you might need to turn to someday.
- Roy Yen, soomo.com: I think Roy was the one who was arguing that our “vertical architecture” (i.e. skyscrapers) was contributing to loneliness and isolation, and that we really needed a public gathering space in Vancouver. He said that Vancouver used to have a big public gathering space, but there was a riot in the 70s and The Powers That Be decided that having a big public gathering space was a Bad Idea, so redeveloped it away. He pointed out that the only public gathering space left is the back side of the Art Gallery, and that the Art Gallery is slated to move to False Creek.
- When he blamed the high-density development for loneliness and isolation, I was kind of stunned. “Has he ever lived in suburbia???” I remember asking myself. I immediately thought of a neighbourhood in Orange County where a friend lived, where I spent a few days once. It was all snout houses, and my friend said that in a year of living there, she had never spoken to a neighbour. I think she maybe hadn’t even seen her immediate neighbours — they drove into their garage, and thence immediately into their house. I am now living in a skyscraper for the first time, and I find the density wonderful: I see people in the elevators, I see people as I walk to the bus stop, I see people as I walk to the grocery store, etc. etc. etc. It feels far more communal than driving to everywhere in a car by myself.
- I did think it was interesting to hear about the bygone public space and to think about the back of the Vancouver Art Gallery being the one public gathering space. However, most of the places that I’ve lived didn’t have public gathering spaces, and somehow we got by.
- James Chutter radarddb.com:
- James’ presentation didn’t have a real obvious thesis statement — I don’t know that I learned anything from his talk, but I remember I enjoyed it. He told the story of his evolution as a storyteller, and in doing so talked about the evolution of the Web.
- Cheryl Stephens, plainlanguage.com: Cheryl is a lawyer and literacy advocate who talked about how widespread the problem of literacy is.
- Cheryl lost my attention very, very quickly. Some combination of her voice level, the microphone level, how far she stood from the mike, and me being in the back of the room (I was late, remember?) meant that I had to exert some effort to understand her words, and I didn’t like her words well enough to pay attention. In particular, early on, she asserted, “There can be no education without literacy.” While I might have been extra grumpy that evening (note my grumpy comments elsewhere), I found that statement offensive. Um, blind people can’t be educated? (NB: Only 3% of the visually impaired students at UBC read Braille. I presume the rest use screen readers.)
- Later, she talked about how widespread illiteracy was, and said that only about 10% of the population could read at a college level. I didn’t know about Canada, but right around half of the US population has attended some college. Um, does that mean that 80% of people in college can’t read at a college level?
- One thing that I did find interesting was her report that the Canadian Supreme Court ruled that explaining something wasn’t enough, that the plaintiffs also had to understand it. (She gave the example of someone being offered counsel, and the perp saying he already had a drug counselor — not realizing that “counsel” meant “lawyer”.)
- I was a little confused as how explaining something verbally related to literacy.
- At the end, she rushed in about thirty seconds of how to make your prose more understandable. I personally would have preferred less talk aimed at convincing me literacy was a problem and more on how to address it.
- Shannon LaBelle, Vancouver Museums: Shannon gave a very quick talk that was basically, “Vancouver has lots of interesting museums, especially the Museum of Anthropology when it reopens, go visit them!”
- Irwin Oostindie, creativetechnology.org: Irwin talked about his community, the Downtown East Side, and in bringing pride to his community through culture, especially in community-generated media.
- I wanted to like Irwin’s lofty goals. He was a very compelling speaker. But I have done a lot of work in community media, and know that it is extremely difficult to make compelling media. It sure seemed like he was getting his hopes up awfully high. Well, best of luck to him. Maybe.
- He seemed to want to make DTES a vibrant, interesting, entertaining place. I worry that if it becomes entertaining, it will quickly gentrify. I think a lot of people in DTES don’t need entertainment, they need jobs. They need housing.
- Jeffrey Ellis, cloudscapecomics.com: Jeffrey gave a very quick talk advertising a group of comic artists who were about to release (just released?) another comic book.
- Tom Williams, GiveMeaning: Tom told the story of how he used to be making big bucks in high finance, and thought he was happy until someone he had known before asked him a penetrating question. I don’t remember the question, but it was something along the lines of “Are you really happy?” or “Does your life have meaning?” and that made him realize he wasn’t happy. Tom quit his job and went looking for his purpose and couldn’t find it. He came back to Vancouver, found that guy, and said something along the lines of “You ruined my life with your question, how do I fix it?” The guy said, “Follow your passion.” Tom said, “How do I find my passion????” The guys said, “Follow your tears.” From that, Tom started a micro-charity site. (Think microlending, but microgiving instead.) People can create projects (e.g. “sponsor me for the Breast Cancer Walk”) that others can then donate small amounts to.
- I don’t mind giving people a little bit of money sometimes, but I do resent being on their mailing list forever and ever after. When he explained his site, it made me think of all the trees that have died in the service of trying to extract more money from me. 🙁
- His friend’s advice, “Follow your tears” has hung around with me since. I told my beloved husband that it probably meant that I had to go back to the US to try to fix the system. Unfortunately, I find activism really boring. 🙁
- Naomi Devine, uvic.commonenergy.org: I don’t have a strong memory of this talk. I think she was arguing for getting involved in local politics, especially green politics. I suspect that the talk didn’t register because it either trying to persuade me of something I already believe, or teaching me how to do something I already know.
- James Glave, glave.com: I have very weak memories of this talk also. I think again, he was trying to persuade me on something I’m already persuaded on.
- Colin Keddie, Buckeye Bullet: Colin gave kind of a hit-and-run talk about the Buckeye Bullet, a very very fast experimental car developed at Ohio State University and which runs on fuel cells.
- I would have liked to have heard more about how the car worked, the challenges that they faced, etc. However, he only had three minutes, and that’s not a lot of time.
- (Slightly off-topic: I got to see a talk on winning the DARPA challenge when I was at Google. It’s a great talk, I highly recommend it.)
- Joe Solomon, engagejoe.com: I don’t have any memories of this talk. Maybe I was getting tired then? Maybe I’m getting tired now?
- Dave Ng, biotech.ubc.ca: Dave’s talk was on umm science illiteracy.
- Dave gave a very engaging talk. He put up three questions, and had us talk to our neighbours to help us decide if they were true or false. All of them seemed to be designed to be so ridiculous that they couldn’t possibly be true. I happened to have read Science News for enough years, that I was very confident that the first two were true (which they were). The third was something about how 46% of Americans believe they are experts in the evolutionary history of a particular type of bird — again it looked like it couldn’t possibly be true. It was a bit of a fakeout: it turned out that 46% of Americans thought that the Genesis story was literally true.
- The audience participation was fun.
- David Young, 2ndglobe.com: David talked about Great Place/times and wondered why Vancouver couldn’t do that. He pointed out that Athens in Socrates’ time, Florence in Michelangelo’s time, Vienna in Beethoven’s time, the Revolutionary War-era US, and several other place/times had far fewer residents than Vancouver, so why can’t we do the same?
- I have thought about this, and maybe I read something about this elsewhere, but I believe there are a few factors that account for most of why the great place/times were great:
- Great wealth (which means lots of leisure time). Frequently this wealth came by exploiting some other people. The US Founding Fathers and Athenians had slaves, for example.
- Lack of entertainment options. We are less likely to do great things if The Simpsons is on.
- Lack of historical competition. Michelangelo showed up at a time when the Church was starting to be a bit freer in what it would tolerate in art. (Michelangelo’s David was the second nude male sculpture in like 500 years…)
- Technological advances. Shakespeare wasn’t competing with hundreds of years of other playwrights, he was competing with around 100 years of post-printing-press playwrights. The other playwrights and authors’ work didn’t get preserved. The French impressionists were able to go outside and paint because they were able to purchase tubes of paint that they could take with them and which didn’t dry too fast. (They also had competition from the camera for reproducing scenes absolutely faithfully, so needed to do something cameras couldn’t do.)
I also had an interesting time talking with Ray-last-name-unknown, who I met at some event a few months ago and who I’d spoken to at length at Third Tuesday just a few nights before. We walked back to downtown together and didn’t have any dead spots in the conversation.
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10.22.08
Posted in Canadian life, Married life, University life at 3:31 pm by ducky
UBC is considering joining the NCAA’s Division II.
As someone who has attended as many US universities as Sarah Palin, let me say that I feel that joining the NCAA Division II would be dangerous. I can’t say that it would be unequivocally a bad idea, but it is likely to be a bad idea. (If it were Division I, I would have no reservations in saying that it would be a bad idea.)
At Division I universities, “revenue sports” — i.e. ones that people hope can bring in more money directly or indirectly (football, basketball, and sometimes baseball) — corrupt in many obvious and non-obvious ways. It might be that Division II doesn’t have revenue sports, so maybe it wouldn’t have the same problems that revenue sports bring.
While revenue sports do not always result in all of these things, these things tend to happen:
- Weakening of admissions standards. While academic standards for athletes have gotten slightly stricter, they are still pretty weak. While there are many athletes who are fine scholars, there are also numerous cases where admissions and grading standards have been bent into pretzels to accommodate star athletes in revenue sports.
- I saw this hurt minority students, especially those of African descent. People I respected admitted that when they saw a black face on campus, they assumed that it was an athlete, and hence less academically qualified. (Note that these were not people who harboured animosity towards blacks. They were upset at their own reaction.)
- Bad behaviour excused. Universities tend to have their own police department. (UBC has sort of a hybrid.) Those departments get pressured to not press charges against star athletes. There is a history of really frightful behaviour on the part of athletes in revenue sports being overlooked.
- Abuse of the athletes. Star athletes in revenue sports get surrounded by sycophants and encouraged to engage in extremely hazardous behaviours either explicitly or implicitly — playing while hurt, taking performance-enhancing drugs, etc. Almost none of them will get pro careers. The fraction is so close to zero that it is stupid… and they get completely ignored the minute their college career is over. (Go see Hoop Dreams to understand the mechanism.)
- Overbuilding. Bear with me. When a revenue sport does really well, alumni donations go up. In particular, really rich alumni start to give big hunks of money to construct buildings. (I grew up in the hometown of the University of Illinois. For about fifteen years, the team was crummy, and there were essentially no buildings built on campus. In my fourth year, the football team did extremely well. In the next ten years, the building square footage doubled.) Nobody ever gives huge chunks of money to the maintenance fund, so what happens is that the maintenance and salary gets stretched. Tuition tends to go up as well.
- Tribalism. Revenue sports can create a highly competitive “us-against-them” mentality that is bad news for anyone who ends up on the “them” side. This is very un-Canadian.
- Ten years after I graduated, I was put on a work project with a University of Michigan alum (the University of Illinios’ main athletic rival at the time). Much to my surprise and dismay, I had a very strong, visceral, irrational dislike of him because he was from Michigan. (I got over it; he was totally wonderful to work with.)
- Murray Sperber, a Canadian-born professor at the University of Indiana, received death threats because he dared to voice the opinion that the basketball coach’s was so bad that he should be fired.
- My fourth year at the University of Illinois, the backup quarterback threw three interceptions in an important game. A friend who lived near him said that for weeks, cars would drive slowly past his house. This seems threatening and uncalled for to me.
- Expensive tickets. If a team is consistently successful, the tickets become desirable, so the price goes up. Students cannot compete with alumni: they just don’t have as much money. The university might set aside a block of cheap tickets for the students, but at least at the University of Illinois, they were crummy seats.
One argument people make in favor of joining Division II is that it might help keep the top Canadian athletes from going to the US. I say let them go. The percentage of athletes at a university is very small; the number of “top athletes” will be even smaller. I do not thinkk it is appropriate to change the culture of a university on the hopes of attracting five people per year? Five people who are good at something other than the university’s core mission? I would much rather that UBC work on attracting the top scholars instead of the top athletes.
I believe that revenue sports are a dangerous, corrupting, un-Canadian institution.
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10.20.08
Posted in Canadian life, Eclipse, Hacking, programmer productivity at 3:28 pm by ducky
I am looking for a job. If you know anybody in the Vancouver area who is looking for a really good hire, point them at this blog posting or send them to my resume.
Ideally, I’d like a intermediate (possibly junior, let’s talk) Java software development position, preferably where I could become an expert in Java-based web applications. (Java because I think it has the best long-term prospects. My second choice would be a Ruby position, as it looks like Ruby has long-term staying power as well.) I believe that I would advance quickly, as I have very broad experience with many languages and environments.
Development is only partially about coding, and I am very, very strong in the secondary skills. While studying programmer productivity for my MSCS. I uncovered a few unknown or poorly known, broadlly applicable, teachable skills that will improve programmer productivity. Hire me, and not only will you get a good coder, I make the coders around me better.
I am particularly good at seeing how to solve users’ problems, sometimes problems that they themselves do not see. I am good both at interaction design, at seeing the possibilities in a new technology, and seeing how to combine the two. I have won a few awards for web sites I developed.
I also have really good communication skills. I’ve written books, I blog, and I’ve written a number of articles. I even have significant on-camera television experience.
If you want a really low-stress way of checking me out, invite me to give a talk on programmer productivity. (I like giving the talk, and am happy to give it to basically any group of developers, basically any time, any where in the BC Lower Mainland. Outside of the Lower Mainland, you have to pay me for the travel time.)
Do you know of any developer opportunities that I should check out? Let me know at ducky at webfoot dot com.
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10.18.08
Posted in Canadian life, Random thoughts at 10:15 pm by ducky
Paul Graham wrote an interesting essay called Cities and Ambition, in which he put forth the idea that different places had different messages about what was important. He said that in the following places, the following goal was most valued by the community that lived there:
- New York: being rich
- Silicon Valley: being powerful (which I would rephrase as “changing the world for the better via technology”)
- Boston (Cambridge): being smart
- LA: being famous
- DC: being connected
- Berkeley/SF: living better (which I would rephrase as “becoming a better person”)
- Paris: appreciating art better
- London: being high-class (aristocratic)
There’s no way you can prove or disprove something as fuzzy and general as this, but it feels correct to me. I remember how right it felt to move back to Silicon Valley from LA. In LA, I was on the sidelines, what I cared about was just not at all what LA was interested in. In Silicon Valley, everything aligned with what I cared about.
I naturally thought about my current home, Vancouver. What does Vancouver say? My immediate thought was that Vancouver tells you that you should have work/life balance.
My friend Michelle Chua has a slightly different take. She thinks that Vancouver tells you that you should have fun.
Michelle pointed out that there were ten game companies within a two-block radius of my house. She thinks that the game and film industry do well here because they are all about having fun, and fun is legitimate here. Interesting.
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09.18.08
Posted in Canadian life at 1:36 pm by ducky
Woohoo! I am no longer confined to Canada! I got my work permit yesterday, which gives me the right to re-enter Canada. As soon as I handed in my thesis, I could no longer enter Canada on my study permit. I was legally allowed to stay for 90 days to look for a job, file for permits, etc., but crossing the border would have voided that right.
I have heard two theories behind the re-entry restriction.
- If people bolted the moment they finished their degree, that called into question how committed they actually were to staying in Canada.
- The Citizenship and Immigration Canada (CIC) processing centre in Vegreville, Alberta, is chartered to work for people who are in Canada. If you leave, you are not in Canada, and hence out of their scope.
We talked to a border agent before I graduated, and he seemed to strongly insinuate that they would probably look the other way for short trips into Bellingham, as that didn’t violate the spirit of the law, just the letter. However, that didn’t seem like a risk worth taking.
So now we have our permits, and I am a happy camper.
I want to say that I adore Canadian bureaucracy. Aside from some minor difficulty entering for the first time on my study permit due to the border agent being a bit unclear on what my permit allowed me to do, all of my interactions with Canadian bureaucracy have been pleasant.
I have a total heart-throb crush on the CIC bureaucracy in particular. My interactions with CIC have not only been pleasant, they have been astonishing.
- I forgot a form on my last study/work and Jim’s work permit extension paperwork. They *phoned* me to tell me that, and to ask what I wanted to do about it — do two of the three permits and get a refund, or fax in the form?
- Vegreville keeps up-to-date a website on how long they are taking to process forms. International Post-Graduation Work Permit (a three year permit not tied to any employer) is listed as only 13 business days. They processed ours in TWO!!!! Wow.
Vegreville, xoxoxoxoxox I love you!!!
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05.12.08
Posted in Canadian life at 12:14 pm by ducky
There were some stories recently about how the Vancouver Olympic Committee was looking for 900,000 person-hours of additional security from private-security firms in the three months before the Olympics. From the article, they are worried about weapons of mass destruction and attacks on “soft targets” like restaurants and hotels.
Um, excuse me: but how does posting a rent-a-cop outside Joe’s Bar and Grill keep a van full of goons with submachine guns from attacking it? How does posting a rent-a-cop (or even ten or one hundred) from setting off a truck bomb as it passes over the Lion’s Gate bridge?
It seems to me to be completely, totally, utterly pointless to spend more money on private security agents. All that will do is make people uncomfortable. If they really want to be effective, they need to spend money on more and better investigators to find the baddies before they get very far, more and better border agents to find munitions before they get in, and more and better bomb-sniffing equipment (to help find the munitions).
This is nothing but security theatre, and I resent my tax dollars being spent on it.
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04.22.08
Posted in Canadian life, Random thoughts, University life at 4:29 pm by ducky
Canada made a change yesterday to the International Student Post-Graduation Work Permit. From about two years ago to yesterday, there was a program in place where if you
- graduated from a Canadian college or university
- had a job offer
- applied for a permit
then you could get a work permit for a year at the company you had the offer from. The company would not have to go through a process of proving that there were no Canadians who could do the job. (If you and said company parted ways, you could change the permit.)
One catch of the program was that while you were not working, you couldn’t leave the country without forfeiting the right to that permit. You were legally allowed to be in the country and look for work. (You just couldn’t leave.)
For many people, not being able to leave might not be a hardship, but I have lots of family two hours south of UBC. If something happened to my mother, I would need to leave Canada. So I figured I had to have a job before I graduated, and looking for work while trying to finish my thesis was a pain.
Now, the requirement for a job offer has been dropped, and the period has been extended. I have get the right to live and work in Canada for three years or as long as my program of study was, whichever is smaller. (This probably means two years.) Not only that, it is a totally open work permit. I can work for anyone, and I can even not work for an employer (i.e. I could consult if I can’t find a Real Job).
This relieves the stress of looking for a job enormously!
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03.22.08
Posted in Canadian life, Married life, Random thoughts at 9:26 am by ducky
My beloved husband has been wanting to try snowboarding for a while. When I realized late on Thursday that Good Friday was a statutory holiday, we made very quick plans to go to Grouse Mountain, a local ski area. Jim and I talked by phone briefly, and later in the day, when I was in the midst of something, got a message from him, asking me to to confirm that I wanted him to go ahead and buy tickets etc. Sure, sure, go ahead.
Um. I didn’t read the email carefully. He asked if he should buy snowboard rental and lessons for both of us. And I said yes. Oooooops.
I took one snowboarding lesson seventeen years ago that was a total disaster. I was up at Tahoe for a M-F trip, and took the lesson on Monday. I was so sore that I couldn’t ski on Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or Thursday. Friday, I gave up and came home.
I was thus quite nervous about another lesson, especially since I am seventeen years older now. However, the instructor was better, and I am seventeen years wiser. I didn’t try to push it, and took frequent rest breaks. The snow was also nice and soft yesterday — there had been about 11 cm of new snow in the past 24 hours, and so I fell into nice fluffy stuff and not onto ice. (A ski patrol guy we sat next to at lunch told us that he was not allowed to ever say that the snow conditions were “icy”. He was required to say that the snow was “hard”.)
Looking at the lesson from a distance, you wouldn’t think it would be so strenuous. After all, I would simply slide down a little hill, sit down, rest, take off my board, stand up, walk up the hill, sit down, rest, put on my board, stand up, repeat. So it would be sort of like walking up a hill carrying a relatively light board, sitting down and resting every five minutes. Not so hard, right?
Wellllll…
- While you are sliding down, you have to have your knees bent and springy. This takes some exertion.
- There are two ways to go down: facing down the hill and facing up the hill. In both cases, you have to lean into the uphill edge. I found going down while facing up the hill enormously physically strenuous for my feet. I found pulling my toes up (to dig in my heels) much easier than pushing them down. I could pull up my toes by pulling up my whole foot. It didn’t seem to be adequate to push my foot (e.g. the balls of my feet) down with my calf; it seemed I also needed to push with my toes e.g. tense the muscles in my arch. I happen to have a very very narrow foot with a very high arch, so it felt like I didn’t have a lot of muscle mass in my arch to point my toes down. It was actually painful to go down the hill pushing with my toes. I suspect that I was doing something wrong.
- Standing up on the board from a sitting position when facing down the mountain, is really difficult, and takes quite an exertion of strength. Your feet and board are way in front of your center of gravity. You have to get your center of gravity above the board — while still keeping pressure on the uphill edge of the board. What I learned to do was to grab the downhill edge with my right hand and pulling while pushing myself up with my left hand. Jim’s physical geometry and flexibility are such that he was not able to grab the downhill edge of the board like I could.
- While standing up, if you let the pressure off of the back edge of the board, the board will start to slide. Having the board slide while you are shifting weight is a really easy way to cause you to immediately re-enter a sitting position. Thus, the number of standing-ups probably averaged four or five per trip down.
Note: It is much easier to stand up if you are facing uphill with your board downhill from you because you can get your center of gravity several feet off the ground just by kneeling. However, then you are facing up the mountain, which is difficult. Once I learn how to do turns reliably (shifting from looking uphill to looking downhill), my life will be much better.
Jim wants to do three or four more snowboarding lessons. Ulp. I guess the exercise will be good for me.
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